Never seen a black ninja before? That's probably because we usually lurk in the shadows. You can only see us by the whites of our throwing stars. And by then, it's too late.
Saturday, April 08, 2006
Wait a minute - - no Mothra? Gypped!!
Your results: You are Superman
Superman
90%
Robin
70%
The Flash
70%
Spider-Man
60%
Green Lantern
55%
Supergirl
50%
Hulk
50%
Batman
45%
Wonder Woman
40%
Iron Man
40%
Catwoman
15%
You are mild-mannered, good, strong and you love to help others.
Oh Boy. You have crushed Andy's dreams. He even called the test "The Superman Test" when I talked to him and I had to correct him. "It's the Superhero test Andy" awww poor Andy. At least he didn't get the stupid green man or w/e the fuck he's called.
The Green Lantern pretty much sucks ass. Although this has been changed since his Goldern Age days, the Green Lantern used to have but one weakness: the color yellow. Yes, my friends, the Green Lanter, while otherwise limited only by his imagination, was powerless against a banana.
Why the fuck do you get to be Superman?
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ReplyDeleteThank you, Ms Katherine, that was very nice of you.
And Andy, it only hurts because it's true.
Oh Boy. You have crushed Andy's dreams. He even called the test "The Superman Test" when I talked to him and I had to correct him. "It's the Superhero test Andy" awww poor Andy. At least he didn't get the stupid green man or w/e the fuck he's called.
ReplyDeleteThe Green Lantern pretty much sucks ass. Although this has been changed since his Goldern Age days, the Green Lantern used to have but one weakness: the color yellow. Yes, my friends, the Green Lanter, while otherwise limited only by his imagination, was powerless against a banana.
ReplyDeleteTruly, a lame superhero.
Just so we can be canonically correct when we use him in the show next year, did Mothra have any weaknesses?
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