Here you go - Vice's tips to prepare for a successful court hearing:
1. Incorrectly assume that the date of the hearing is two days from now, rather than today
2. Put on some shorts and a t-shirt, wander up to the school to do a little preparation
3. Before you can start preparing, get a phone call from your supervising attorney asking if you're going to show up for the hearing, which starts pretty much right now
4. Grab the case files, sprint from the school to your car
5. Speed over to your apartment, and haphazardly throw on a suit and tie
6. Run over to the courthouse and head up to the floor, now dripping with sweat
7. WIN THE HEARING, in total badass fashion.
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