So, things have been hella awesome here in Floridizzle. I won't recap everything - Ismael's already on it. I will just note a few things:
- Today I burned my scalp so badly that the skin on my forehead seems to have liquified a bit. When I press on it, the skin squishes like tar. It's not the best feeling.
- Coolio will never die. "Fantastic Voyage" is an amazing song. Screw you, haters.
- Mr. Utah did not have a spider enter his ear canal and lay eggs last night, contrary to popular belief. That was an unsubstantiated rumor that started with an actual game of telephone that went horribly, horribly awesome. Not to say that it won't happen, but it hasn't happened yet.
Vice, signing off.
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