Audit This

So not having prepared my own taxes before, I figure that it's cool if you don't report to the IRS when you make very little money. Say, under $1000 a year or so. By extension, once you start making over that amount, you probably still shouldn't claim any income, because the IRS hates inconsistency. Then, once your drug deals and mercenary contracts push you well over the $100,000 a year barrier, you should probably continue to not report it, because...

Goddammit, just let me keep my money.

(Points to genitals)