Once again, the battle lines are shifting. Tensions between the United States and the Animal Cracker Nation have diminished dramatically over the past few days due to the unwitting assistance of several squadrons of animal crackers in the battle against the Legal Process Paper. This uneasy alliance has proved fortuitous so far, pointing toward a future of peaceful coexistence, if not outright cooperation.
However, a new threat has arisen in the east, replacing the Animal Cracker menace. They are known to the world as Cadbury Mini Eggs, but due to the insidious and irresistably chocolately nature of this new adversary, I have officially designated it Public Enemy #1.
Somebody pray for me.
Damn you and your much-appreciated need to spoil me, mom.
The enemy.
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