Thursday, February 02, 2006

United States of Norris

Kaplan just brought up an interesting concept (yeah I was listening, shut up) – what if the US decided to hold another constitutional convention – who would we want to be delegates? Do we even have statesmen anymore?
All I can think of is Chuck Norris. As they say, the good Chuck, he giveth, and the good Chuck taketh away. You want free speech? If you can express yourself while withstanding a barrage of roundhouse kicks, you’re entitled to speak your mind. You also have the right to remain silent, the right to remain unconscious and comatose, and you have the right bear arms, if you can take the bear one on one in a fight to the death. All hail the new Chuckstitution!

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